Stop me if you’ve heard this: Nude dude breaks into house, uses hot tub

Police near Salem, Oregon, say they arrested a naked man after he broke into two homes, drank booze and used a hot tub at one of them. Officers received a 911 call early Sunday from a woman who was awakened by noises coming from the laundry room of the home she was house-sitting at. As she went to check it out, the laundry room door slammed, so she grabbed a knife and called police and her husband. Police found the burglar inside, naked, and arrested him without incident. Investigators determined that he climbed in through a back window after removing a screen. They also noticed that screens had been removed from windows at a neighbor’s home. Police say the suspect had burglarized that home, drinking the homeowner’s alcohol and using the hot tub and shower.